You watch yourself (just for example) yet again:
- Make a snarky comment about summer tourists on the ferry slowing everything down.
- Self-righteously defend yourself when your beloved says, “I thought the clothes were clean because they were on the washer,” and you snap, “No, they were on the dryer!” and then realize they were on the washer, and even if they weren’t, why snap?
- Eat half the pint of Coconut Bliss knowing it isn’t really going to make you feel good.
- Check email right as your writing starts to flow even though you swore you wouldn’t ever again.